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Anyone have the gif’s of the Chilean goalkeeper Christiane Endler lifting two of her teammates with ease.
I need them for um reasons lol
Let’s take a look at it one more time
Just so we’re clear about what an absolute unit this woman is
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(via oldcatladyofthefuture)
very fucking tired of female characters having to be younger and smaller than their male counterparts
also very fucking tired of female space marines, warriors, and knights having no muscles whatsoever compared to their ripped, beefy male counterparts.
also very fucking tired of female characters being introduced as qualified professionals but never get a chance to show their abilities
also very fucking tired of female characters who are taller, bigger, bulkier, etc. not being considered attractive
fatigued at the young, inexperienced white male protagonist one-upping the ‘uptight but hot’ female at something she’s apparently trained at for years
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heard some guy in barnes and noble today say “i can’t stand adult fiction they’re all like ‘i’m getting a divorce’”
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
(via sorry)
I do hope I didn’t do the wrong thing. Oh, you’re an angel. I don’t think you can do the wrong thing.
John Mulaney Quotes as Good Omens Characters
Azriphale: I’m keeping an eye on the antichrist and helping him be good
Archangel Gabriel: lol you’re gonna fail
Azriphale:
Aziraphale: bebop!
Crowley:
Crowley:
Azriphale while eating sushi:
Aziraphale just in general:
Demons: ok Crowley keep an eye on the antichrist
Crowley:
Aziraphale:
Aziraphale: you’re nice!
Crowley:
please reblog this I’m proud of my stupid jokes
crowley’s apartment is sparse and minimalistic because hell is so crowded
aziraphale’s bookshop is so crowded and intimate because heaven is so empty
(Source: labella-instagram, via sorry)
i get periodic emails from clickhole and this one is probably one of my favorites they’ve had in a while
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